I ate a couple of pieces of someone else’s Vosages smoked almond and sea salt candy bar over the weekend and they were really, REALLY good, but my enjoyment of them was slightly diminished by the Joy of Sex style tips that I found on the back of the bar. (The tips above are from their website.) The candy bar copy recommended taking “a couple of ujayi breaths” before biting into it! Dear Vosages, you make good candy, but let’s face it, it’s just candy, it’s not like it’s going to tell all its friends the next day if I don’t eat it right.
just wait until you try the exotic truffle collection. or the olive/ cheese/ chocolate set. or, god, the sea salt caramels. Vosges can give me all the idiotic tips in the world as long as they keep making chocolate. one of the rules for the truffles is that they must all be consumed within a few days of purchase. no problems there.
