A kid at my old high school told me that once he was working at a sub shop with someone who met Bill Murray in a similar way. A man came into the restaurant, ordered a sandwich, and paid with a credit card. When the guy saw the name on the card, he looked up and recognized who was buying the sandwich. By then Bill had signed the receipt. He simply said “No one will ever believe you.” And left the shop.
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One of the coolest comments on the Bill Murray article by Nick Haramis. I have a feeling there are a ton of BM stories out there… (via bbook)
“No one’s going to believe you” seems to be a BM catchphrase. my friend Alex once woke up in an airport lounge at LAX to find BM sitting right next to him, even though the lounge was otherwise empty. they sat in silence for a few minutes, then BM said “No one’s going to believe you,” and walked away. stranger still, my friend Jonny was at a party in a cave during SXSW a few years ago. drunkenly, he tripped and cut his arm on the cave wall. someone handed him a bandana and a beer: Bill Murray, “No one’s going to believe you.”
